This is for all my friends out there. You’re tryin’ your best to eat real food, but at times it can be hard to be the only “healthy” one in your clan.
Don’t worry, I got your back.
I know how you feel.
And today we going to laugh at those all too familiar experiences we encounter daily.
The TOP 20 Hilarious Experiences of a Real Foodie
When someone gives you GMO corn.
When people ask if you want some Margarine
When you first read that organ meats are healthy
When someone wants to offer you ONLY salad for dinner.
When your family doesn’t want to eat your
delicious gourmet real food dinner.
What people think you make
What you actually make
How others eat your healthy food
(even though it tastes FREAKIN’ delicious)
How you eat it
When people tell you they have never tasted
How your family reacts when you tell them
what you eat (or what you don’t eat)
How everybody reacts when you tell them you
drink raw milk and eat raw cheese
When you tell others that bacon, lard, and butter
are actually good for you
When people promote low-fat diets
What you want to do when people tell you that saturated fat causes heart disease
When you accidentally buy the low-fat version
How others view organic food
How you view organic food
Well, there you have it. The life of a real foodie. But I wouldn’t trade it for the world.
(Because we get to eat bacon.)