You thought it was me, right? Gotcha'! Alas, it is not me.
Our goat, Merci (pronounced with a French accent of course) is about to pop and we are trying to be all patient here but we are all out of milk and...
You know you're a farmer when....you can't drink milk until your goat has her babies.
And then our goat is all, "Excuse me?! I have to poop out 2 baby goats and all you care about is your milk?!"
You know you're a farmer when....you think your goat is mad at you.
I know you all are SUPER anxious/nervous/excited/can't wait/ecstatic for my goat to have her babies too, so I have decided to provide all of my readers with a live webcam feed of my goat giving birth..
I'm not THAT weird.